Drop your profile. Get roasted.
Roastly gives your LinkedIn the brutally honest feedback your friends are too nice to say—then helps you rewrite it better.
Your LinkedIn energy
Polished.
Predictable.
The potential is loud.
The positioning needs a microphone.
The roast
“Your headline has all the personality of a job description.”
Glow-up move
Lead with the work only you can do—not the buzzwords anyone can borrow.
Illustrative preview—not a real user result.
Let's see what your profile is hiding behind.
Paste your LinkedIn headline, About section, and recent experience. Roastly brings the heat to the copy—not to you.
Brutal feedback. A brighter you.
It roasts the words. Not the person.
Roastly spots generic claims, buried proof, and the places where your story loses the room. Then it turns every hit into a useful next move.
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Drop your LinkedIn
Paste your profile copy or upload the bits you want a second opinion on.
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Take the roast
Get the honest read: sharp observations, no vague corporate filler.
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Leave glowing up
Turn the feedback into clearer positioning and a profile worth opening.
Your headline says ‘results-driven’—so does every other profile in the search results.
You’ve got impressive experience. Now give it a point of view.
Your about section is playing it safe. Your next opportunity won’t.
What you get next
A focused rewrite direction that makes your profile clearer, more specific, and more you.
Savage, then constructive
The joke lands. The advice stays.
The roast is the hook. The glow-up is the point. Every response is designed to be direct, useful, and focused on the copy you choose to share.
Your feedback stays yours. Sharing a recap card is always optional.
Start with the heat
Free to roast. Ready to glow up.
Get a daily profile reality check for free. When you want more momentum, Roastly Pro is ready with deeper glow-ups.
Free
Daily reality check.
One LinkedIn roast each day, plus a watermarked card if you want to share the chaos.
Get roasted freeRoastly Pro
$7/month. More heat. Better copy.
Unlimited roasts plus glow-up rewrites for the people actively sharpening their next move.
- More roasts when you need them
- Glow-up rewrites for every weak spot
- Private history and cleaner share cards
Same you. Higher standards.
Your next opportunity is reading.
Give it a profile with something real to say.
Roast my LinkedIn